sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

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azaleatovvn:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

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bestpal:


"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

hello this is my friend

bestpal:

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

hello this is my friend

(Source: metamorphosis-of-a-soul)

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laughterkey:

askperseus-jackson:

peetaismydandilion:

bigbadwolf4755:

nowyoukno:

Learn more at nowyoukno.com

Will Smith actually got younger

Erm Hugh jackman 

now:

9 years ago:

you guys are forgetting the most important one though

24 years ago:

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Now:

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When somebody makes you laugh when you’re sad, that’s the most enjoyable laugh you’ll ever experience.
Alexa Chung (via w-ritings)

(Source: nasia-s)

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Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.
Robin Sharma (via explore-everywhere)

(Source: pureblyss)

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i fell
so deeply in love
with death
i became convinced
he was
a poem.
Fifteen word poem /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)

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